Team mates with Scott Cousins

First to training?
Luke Neville, he wants the arm band of Wes Daly badly, so does all he can to impress.

Last to training?
Jerome Ecclestone, I haven’t even seen him train yet! But matches he seems to make it without an issue.

Managers's pet?
AJ (Jordan Ajanlekoko) can do no wrong! He even gets away with wearing gloves that have his initials on! Embarrassing.

Worst car?
Kamil Zelechowski, it only has 2 wheels and the chain keeps coming off.

Worst Dressed?
Olly Jones wore a checked suit from Jacamo to the races it was terrible.

Best Trainer?
Callum Mapley always there on time & never moans, in fact never talks...ever.

Worst Trainer?
Wes Daly he don’t move much not sure if it’s his age or his baggy bottoms weighing him down.

Most likely to go into management?
Myself as all I do is tell everyone else what to do! Mostly so I don’t have to do anything.

Most intelligent?
Aaron Minhas, he realised having 15 trials pre seasos was getting him nowhere and came back to the Rams.

Least intelligent?
Omar Vassell tried to challenge Michael Peacock our own centre back for a header in a game & I ain’t seen him since.

Joker of the Squad?
Andre da Costa he’s good value in the changing room always winding someone up & plays shocking music for a giggle “Gucci gang”.

Photos by Neale Blackburn courtesy of Beaconsfield Town